So I was at Target yesterday, refilling the highlighter supply (I swear I go through the things like TP), when I saw this cover of US Weekly:
Meanwhile, I was wearing this alluring ensemble:
She took my look!
I'll admit, I'm a bit torn on how to respond to the fact that Mrs. Federline is taking a page from my book of fashion choices. On one hand, a big round of applause for being photographed in something besides a mumu, Uggs, and a scrunchy. On the other hand, all-over argyle can make you look wide (as opposed to an argle pattern down the center of a sweater) - I was wearing my vest with a blazer over it, which helps.
Furthermore - this vest is from Banana Republic. I'm figuring it is pretty popular, because I got the last small in the store. Still - I didn't think Britney Spears knew what a "Banana Republic" was (either type!). Especially since, like, oh my gawd, its retail.
Of course, I think I wear it better than her anyways . . .
Can you believe that South Park has been on the air for 10 years? Whoa, dude.
Ok, the tag above is supposed to say that "I'm Kyle (poo is my imaginary friend)," but apparently Comedy Central went cheap on the computer programmers. However, I do think the link to the personality test is live.
Sweet.
